What do I get if I sign up for your mailing list?

Not a lot of emails, apparently.

I’ve been averaging sending out about 1 per YEAR.

All of the experts are telling me that I need a mailing List and that I need to be emailing y’all once a month and telling you about all the little bullshit going on in my life, so that I can build and strengthen our connection. I’ve not been real successful at doing that, but I’m going to make a serious effort. It is my plan to do some giveaways, as well as to offer up some discounted merch.

So please sign up for the mailing list.