What do I get if I sign up for your mailing list?

Not a lot of emails, apparently.

I’ve been averaging sending out about 1 or 2 emails per YEAR.

All of the experts are telling me that I need a mailing List and that I need to be emailing y’all once a month or so and telling you about all the little bullshit going on in my life, so that I can build and strengthen our connection.

I ain’t been real good at doing that. But I keep telling myself I’m going to change. Things are going to be different this year. RIGHT. Keep telling yourself that Fatboy.

It could happen. It probably won’t, but it could.

Just sign up for the fucking mailing list, please?