Will you play my…
Festival? my Back Yard?, my Garage?, my Basement? my Bedroom? my Kitchen? my Den of Inequity? my Living Room of Iniquity? my Frat Party? my Pool Party? my Pajama Party? my Chicken Stew or Pig Pickin’? my kid’s birthday party? my Mama’s birthday party? Baby Jesus’s birthday party? my Gay Pride party? my Leather/Bear party? my kid’s Engagement party? my Wedding? my Divorce party? My Vasectomy Celebration? Tea Party? My Church Social? my Funeral?
Hell yes, I will. I’ll wear a suit, I’ll play buck naked. If you are willing to pay me, I’m willing to play.
I have played all sorts of parties, porches, living rooms, hotels, churches, farms, fields, art galleries, festivals, beer joints, dive bars, biker clubhouses, wineries, breweries, listening rooms, radio shows, restaurants, stages and venues both large and small. I’ve even played a couple of Nudist Resorts. If you have an audience, I want to entertain them
email me at Jeff@Bigdumbhick.com
or Text or call me at (336) 926-0315
"What do you DO? Are you a comedian, or a Musician? What kind of music do you play?"
I’m primarily a singer/songwriter and a Musician. I don’t consider myself to be a stand-up comedian, instead I’m a musician who likes to make people laugh.
“WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY?”
What kind of music do I play? Good music. Country music, Bluegrass music. a little Rock and Roll music, Insensitive Folk music. Profane Gospel Music. Mostly Original Music. Humor with a groove. Songs the over-50, can’t get laid anymore, “why does everything hurt?”, and “you damn kids get off my lawn”, crowd can relate to, as well as the occasional unique twists on a cover song.
There are enough videos and music on this website that you should be able to an idea of what I sound like.
“What if I want you to JUST play covers? We Don’t like original music“
That’s not a problem. I’m probably going to charge you more money though. I will play, or try to play whatever the person paying me wants me to play, whether that be a couple of hours of original music, or covers, or a mix of the two. My job is to entertain you and your guests. I want them to tell all of their friends how much they enjoyed themselves, how incredibly good looking I am, and I want you to book me again. I also want to watch my tip jar fill up with large denominations of US Currency.
My wife is a big fan of large denominations of US Currency, as is Duke Power
email me at Jeff@Bigdumbhick.com
or Text or call me at (336) 926-0315
“Are your shows FAMILY FRIENDLY?“
Whose family are we talking about? My Family? Your Family? The Manson Family?
The simple answer is “Yes, They can be.” It depends upon what you want. If you want a G-rated Baptist Ladies Auxillary & Kid Friendly show, I can do that. It’s not my favorite thing to do, but if that’s what you want, I’ll do my best.
What I specialize in is the Late Night Adults only show, It’s the most fun for both me and for the audience.
But the truth o truth of the matter is I’m going to do whatever the person with the checkbook asks me to do. Like in most areas of life, The person who writes the checks gets to make the rules.
email me at Jeff@Bigdumbhick.com
or Text or call me at (336) 926-0315
“What’s it going to cost me to book you?”
How much you got? How much bullshit do I have to put up with? I like to think that my prices are fair, reasonable, and competitive. If it’s something I find real interesting, I might be willing to adjust my fee. The best thing to do is to email me, call or text.