“How Can I book you?”
Text me at (336) 926-0315
or email Jeff@Bigdumbhick.com
"What do you DO? Are you a comedian, or a Musician? What kind of music do you play?"
I’m a Musician who likes to make people laugh. I play Good music, Acoustic music, Country music, Bluegrass music. a little Rock and Roll music, Insensitive Folk music. Profane Gospel Music. Mostly Original Music. Humor with a groove. Songs the over-50, can’t get laid anymore, “why does everything hurt?”, “you damn kids get off my lawn”, crowd can relate to, as well as the occasional unique twists on a cover song.
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“What if I want you to play covers?“
That’s not a problem. I will play whatever the person paying me wants me to play, whether that be a couple of hours of original music, or covers, or a mix of the two. My job is to entertain you and your guests. I want them to tell all of their friends how much they enjoyed themselves, I want you to book me again, and I want my tip jar to fill up with large denominations of US Currency.
“Are your shows FAMILY FRIENDLY?“
Whose family are we talking about? My Family? Your Family? The Manson Family?
The simple answer is “Yes, They can be. It depends upon what you want. If you want a G-rated Baptist & Kid Friendly show, I can easily do that. If you want a late night adults only show, I can do that as well. I’m going to do whatever the person with the checkbook asks me to do. Like in most areas of life, The person who writes the checks gets to make the rules.
Will you play at my…?
Hell Yes, I will.
I’ll play your Back Yard, your Garage, your Basement, your Bedroom, in your Kitchen, in your Den of Inequity, in your Living Room of Iniquity, at your Frat Party, at your Pool Party, at your Chicken Stew or Pig Pickin’, at your child’s birthday party, at your Mama’s birthday party, at Baby Jesus’s birthday party, at your Gay Pride party, at your Leather/Bear party, at your Engagement party, at your Wedding, at your Divorce, at your Baby Shower, at your Vasectomy Celebration, at your Tea Party, at your Church Social, even at your Funeral. I’ll wear a suit, I’ll play buck naked. If you are willing to pay me, I’m willing to play.
I have played all sorts of parties, porches, living rooms, hotels, churches, farms, fields, art galleries, festivals, beer joints, dive bars, biker clubhouses, wineries, breweries, listening rooms, radio shows, restaurants, stages and venues both large and small. I’ve even played a couple of Nudist Resorts.